mine is
amitabh(in sharabi)- agar is mombatti ke bujhne se pehle woh nahin aayee to humein mombattiyon se humesha ke liye nafrat ho jayega.

Something has gone very, very wrong with the Charitraheen Chelis’ libidos. They don’t want to lift a finger for men. For them, this qualifies as a state of emergency as they are supposed to be women of bad character.

To perk up, they decided to come out with a list of sexy people. They’ve done this before and it whetted their appetites for life. Readers know that Kantipur editor Narayan Wagle (who looked extremely fetching when he showed up for government interrogation recently) was named No 1 in their evaluation of the 10 sexiest journalists in Nepal. The editor of the present publication came in at No 3, not bad for a 50-year-old, is it?

जो सिसे के महल मै रहते है वो दुसरो के घर पे पथ्हर नहि मारा कर्ते

जा नि ,,,,, वो चाकु है खेलेने कि चिज नहि कट जाये तो खुन निकल निकल जायेगा

मुचे हो तो नथुलाल के जैसे,,, नहि तो ना हो ।

AJit (villian), "Kuch hi deer mae BAAM phatnee wala hai"

Nana Patheker, "Ek machchad(mosquito) admi ko hijadaa bana detaa hai"

Kali Charan:
Ajit after realizing Kalicharan(Shatrughn) cannot speak English although he is a police inspector. Kalicharan is actually a look alike of late Prabhakar Shribastava and is the impersonating him as requested by DIG Khanna.

"DIG Khanna yahi mar kha gaye. Usne tumhe sab kuch sikhaya lekin Angreji nahi sikha paya."

Amithab says : संसार मे दो किसिम के किडे होते है, एक वो जो गंधि नालि मै पैदा होता है ओर बिमारि पैदा कर्ता है , ओर दुसरा वो जो समाज मै पैदा होते है ओर सारे समाज को बिमार कर देता है ,
गंदि नलि के किडे को तो मार्ने के लिये तो बजार मे दवा मिल्ति है फिलिट मचर मर्ने वाला मगर ये समाज को बिमार कर्ने वाले को कैसे मारे ??

MONA DARLING BY AJIT

not from the movie though, I heard Lallu say
जो जेल नही गया उसका जीवन सार्थक हो हि नही सकता ।
beats movie dialouge.

तुमारा नाम क्या है , बसंति ??

? Quiz !!!
Find out which movie is this ??

One man says: दो रुपये मे इत्नि सि लकडि ??
another replied : नहि तो क्या दो रुपये मै सारा जंगल खरिद्ने निक्/ले थे ??

find out??

यो त शुरमा भोपाली, यानी जगदीप ले शोले मा भन्या होइन?

LOL from Sholay... Love it!
Gabbar singh: Abe ko kaliya.....something something (forgot) re

Kaliya: Magar sarkar maine aapka namak khaya hai

Gabbar Singh: To Ab Goli Kha.... Dichauuuuuuuuuun! hahahha

Another one of Amitabh's dialogue: I can walk inglish, talk inglish because inglish is a bhery phunny language... forgot the whole thing now!

this is from a recent movie 'no entry'

doctor: बहुत अछ्छा हुवा कि आप अभि आगए, ५ मिनिट के बाद आते तो बहुत देर होति
heroine: क्यूँ, वोह कुछ जादा बीमार हैँ क्या?
doctor: नहि नहि, time late हो गया, ५ मिनिटमैतो हम घरको निकल छुके होते हा हा हा हा हा......

Mujhey jindagi mein 3 chij pasand hey... mona.. sona aur mona ke saath sona...

में तुमारे बच्चेकी मां बन्ने वाली हुं ।

This is slightly R rated version, so please under 18 years old don't read it. When we were in ISc, we had this slightly changed version of Sholay dialogue:

Original dialogue:

कालिया -- सरकार मैने आपका नमक खाया है
गब्žबर सिङ्ž-- अब गोलि खा

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Changed one:

कालिया -- सरकार मैने आपका नमक खाया है
गब्žबर सिङ्ž-- अब गुला खा

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